A conscientious old lady goes into a Co-op funeral parlour to pre-pay her own funeral.
The undertaker goes through the forms and asks her, in hushed and respectful tones: "Would madame like to choose a headstone?"
"Oh no," replies the old lady brightly, "I want it to be a surprise."
Thursday 23 January 2014
Funeral Parlour Joke
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