Wednesday 29 May 2013

"Slow and steady does it, but if I keep to one a day only four hundred and fifty one thousand, six hundred and twelve to go"

Said smiling upbeat HMRC roving Tax Inspector, Tom Logan, reporting back on a successful first day on his new "major tax avoiders - sport" beat adding "and by my calculations between me and my successors we'll have hit every one of those miscreant so called Village Cricket Teams that are really convoluted tax avoidance ruses for their £15K and have that £7 billion in the bag come late September 3249 AD".

Sources close to George Osborne suggested last night that given the success of the crackdown so far so called Tennis, Badminton and Squash Clubs could soon be on the HMRC radar.

2 comments:

Graeme said...

go get em......much easier thn trying tom get money nout of a real company!

Bayard said...

No chance of losing a nice post-retirement non-executive directorship from chasing cricket clubs, is there?