Mark Wadsworth: Another ex-News Of The World editor who deserves a kicking.

Thursday 14 July 2011

Another ex-News Of The World editor who deserves a kicking.

6 comments:

Paul said...: Struggle to disagree with that.

I definitely wasn't crying my eyes out after I heard about his wee run-in with Clarkson.; 14 July 2011 at 21:09
A K Haart said...: Not sure I want to get that near. Must be a good likeness though, my dinner curdled as soon as I landed on the page.; 14 July 2011 at 21:47
JJ said...: Yes Mark, you’ve captured him nicely. I particularly like the way you show the bottom half of his face as bloated and indecently distended, ready to burst apart and take some twisted, ugly revenge on the whole world.

He makes an oil slick look almost good enough to drink. I would like to beat him furiously about the head and shoulders with a glass and nail studded base-ball bat, first to the left, then to the right, then up and down…and for good measure…around and around…leaving no area unscathed.

I would finish off my whole beating ensemble with a thoroughly well delivered lashing to the soles of his feet with a heavy duty motor-cycle chain. I would of course soak his feet in a pan of boiling water first, and then quickly oil his feet to give a smooth resonance to the chain striking his feet – which means the beating could last that much longer.

You can see from my comments above Mark…that I’ve thought this through, and yes my new medication is working fine…and I’m feeling so much better these days.

My jacket straps are so tight, I wish they’d loosen them…shall I sing you a song...; 15 July 2011 at 07:17
Mark Wadsworth said...: P, AKH, ta.

JJ, that seems like a just and fitting punishment for his television appearances. But what do you have lined up to deal with the fact he used to be editor at NOTW?; 15 July 2011 at 10:40
JJ said...: Easy-peasy Mark! I’ve concocted something special for this previous editor of NOTW.

Quite simply I would gather together around 200 copies of the NOTW, and then boil them all down in fish oil before force feeding him every rotten scrap, this would naturally be accompanied by sitting him down hard several times, on a short hot pointy stick!; 15 July 2011 at 15:47
Anonymous said...: Splendid.

But I was holding out for Paul Batlett, he'd be easy :-); 15 July 2011 at 23:16

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