Monday 22 February 2010

Restaurant joke

Four people go into a restaurant without having booked a table in advance.

The waiter looks at them sniffily and asks, "Do you have reservations?"

One of the four hits straight back: "We do, now that we've seen the place."

2 comments:

Chuckles said...

Or, in the Wizard of Id cartoon,

'Yes, but when you're as hungry as we are, you throw caution to the winds.'

Mark Wadsworth said...

C, I know it's not a new joke, but we went into a half-empty Chinese restaurant in London yesterday (where they are traditionally very rude to customers) and she asked us exactly that. Which makes D's observation all the funnier.