Thursday 30 July 2009

Ben's Play World

We picked up a leaflet for Ben's Play World (now rebranded 'Kidzworld Cornwall', it would appear) in the hotel lobby. The six bullet points* on the last page sum up why this is a 'must visit'. The first three seem relevant/informative enough, but the last three made us laugh:

• Baby Changing
• Secure locker room
• Massive free car park
• Modern toilets
• Friendly staff
• Cafe with T.V. and free newspapers

There obviously wasn't enough space to point out other key attractions such as 'eletrical lighting' and 'acccessible by metalled road' and so on. 

* I didn't bring a scanner with me and can't be bothered to photograph/download it, so you'll have to take my word for it.

2 comments:

The Remittance Man said...

What about things like, plenty of fun things to keep the kids amused?

Damn! Sorry! There I go applying logic to a real world situation again. Bad RM! Naughty, naughty RM!

Mark Wadsworth said...

RM, to be fair, the leaflet has pictures and/or descriptions of the other stuff like the slides and climbing frames.