Friday 29 February 2008

"Call for more half wine bottles"

Yes! Lots more! Over here, please! Oops...that's not what they mean.

Twats.

Don't they realise that the glass-to-contents ratio is lower for larger bottles, ergo, I am protecting the environment by drinking two large bottles rather than four small ones?

This 'dangerous drinking' statistic is totally misleading; the highest category is called 'harmful drinking', as I have pointed out before.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Protect the environment: does it count if you have those jugs of made-up drinks? The jugs are non-disposable and are washed for re-use, so it is even better than bottles. The ingredients can be transported in larger units so there is less packaging overall. If anybody is worried about alcohol, just put less brandy in.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Good idea! We can take along our empties to the supermarket, who refill it them straight from the barrel or cask, stick the rubber stopper back in and we're away. Like in olden times.