Wednesday 5 December 2007

Global cooling

Oh bugger, here's something that's got me really worried.

6 comments:

flashgordonnz said...

Why worry? It won't be widely reported, ergo it won't happen.

ps If I meet a greenie and he tells me he heats his house with a wood-burning stove, is it legal to kick him in the nads?

Mark Wadsworth said...

No. You report him for breaching smoke-free zone regulations that have been in place for decades. Burning wood is far too primitive and far too much good-old fashioned fun for this government to handle.

Snafu said...

Will petrol taxes be reduced to encourage people to use their cars more to offset this reduction in global temperatures!?!

Mark Wadsworth said...

Global cooling is a far more serious issue than that, I covered it under the third heading here.

Anonymous said...

May I be the first to predict Global Tepiding?

Mark Wadsworth said...

Dearime, may you be heralded as a prophet for decades to come! Your odds of being right are probably better than evens.