Identity theft. Not.

Just in case anybody is wondering, I am not "Mark Wadsworth, Case Officer"*, whose name appears right at the end of this fascinating document on a planning application for a waste treatment plant published by the Greater LondON Authority**.

Neither am I the actor from Coronation Street, the musician/percussionist from Manchester, or the chubby geek from Tangent Techologies, California. And so on.

* "Mark Wadsworth" is, as you may have gathered, a two-a-penny name, which is why he jazzes up his email address with an extra "s", presumably his middle initial.

** Not to be confused with the LondON Assembly, of course. Or indeed the LondON Development Agency.